Monday, March 2, 2009
PSU Schedule
Do we really need to schdule Temple every year? I'm tired of feeling sorry for them. I'm seriously boycotting going to the game, watching on tv, watching highlights, and even acknowledging its existence on the schedule until we stop playing them. Forever.
Friday, February 27, 2009
"My Hands are Small"

Remember the days of "my hands are small"? Well, I had forgotten them until they recently resurfaced and also seeing the latest on Jewell herself. It looks like my memories of greasy hair stains on my 1988 VW Jetta back window and the soft tone of a girl singing "my hands are small" will be replaced with the new and improved Jewell... evident on the before & after picture above. Good bye grease, helllloooo SAUCE.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Bonuses? I got your Bonus right here!
So why is it that only salesmen get bonuses, while the people who do the actual work get jack? Any idiot with nice boobs and nice hair can sell a product, but it's usually down to the worker bees to pull it off, so they should be the ones to get a bonus. In fact, this is probably normal work procedure.
Customer: I want X and Y, within 6 weeks
Sales girl: You got it! In fact we'll Package in Q with X and Y and we'll do it with in half the time!
Customer: woo hoo!
Sales girl to manager: We got an order!
Manager: great job, I'll get this down to the peons chained to the desks
Manager to workerbee: Here we got a new order
workerbee: When do they need it by?
Manager: 3 weeks
workerbee: shoot me now
Viva La Revolution
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